landlords, they need to die
women hold up half the sky
flowers, bloom them more
tell the world: “class war”
-DJ White Maoist
My car seat vibrates if you drift out of the lane without the signal on, found out I can cum from that 😏
can you imagine getting smushed into a paste on the 101 because some twink is too cheap to buy a vibrator and decided to merge into you
(via glitchlight)
i fucking roll into the fucking weed barons house and his name is tayn’t and he fucking got a neck tattoo of a vagina and a gun and hes fucking like got a claws afixed to his finger and hes like “yo jfb youre my dog i just killed a guy want some pot” and im like ofc dog but while he isnt looking i grab fucking six thousand dollars and stuff thirty ounces of weeds in my jncos and he like lights up a blunt wrapped in gold for me and he tells me he wants to give me his ps4 and i say thank you but do you have any games for it and he says oh yeah heres bloodborne and dark souls 3 and i say thinanks
after this though you got shot to death for trying to get them to read homestuck
that was what got me. in the end.
(via retroactivebakeries)
classical chinese guys taking the shittiest drugs known to man and having impressive gay sex with each other
(via averyterrible)
Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
(via glitchlight)